How Do I Get Weave Like Teyana ?

Vespasiani lunatics





















A Sometimes the inspiration battutistico that characterizes us is a source of supreme misfortune.
Sometimes funny situations arises merry.
sometimes mixes the two and other times like this, it creates surreal situations to tell posterity.
It turns out that, for reasons beyond my understanding, a girl with supreme features and not without some form of intellectual splendor [carefully concealed behind a kit racing hateful attitudes] has been loyal to me. Loyal to the point of offering to do half way around the ring just to drag me out of the house one evening when I do not want to stay at home but I'm not fit enough to take my beloved two-wheelers.
Fattostà that, an hour after I had agreed with the gentle maiden, my fantasies nottambulesche as the Roman Empire fell in front of the Huns, scuppered by a slight indisposition and other issues .. organization [but which however, reason for being in my purely moody].
cangevole Despite my mood the person is trying to convince [require?] To live up to the agreed plan for the implementation of which she has worked really [is prepared, it takes the machine, pisses friends, rises prematurely friendly from the table of his house ... He even planned and worked around my problems .. organization]. Royal
incontrovertible and goodwill.
After many objections and not just blurted out "friendly" [but no less angry] the feminine counterpart, I can convince good-naturedly, I won my last reticence [Machiavellian masterfully demolished by the exquisite Miss] and she is routed to the time at home mine. Except that
.. the spirit of the joke humorous takes hold of me. And I can not help but uscirmene with a final text message: "I'm sick but I will ....". The laconic reply "and I'm in the car ..." not enough to put me on notice that something is going wrong and that the humorous intent of the message is lost among the dense mystery of the Italian telephone networks. I come to this conclusion with the 'sms 4 minutes later: "I'm coming back" I
: "Really?"
her: "yes"
I: "I do not believe" she
"wait and see."
I waited. And since.

This story has a moral: If for 27 years people say, and allows you to tease as you like, forgiving and sketching your unique and imaginative output hysterical, it is said that one day you will not find someone who makes you notice that you've pissed off the vessel.
utmost respect for traditional urinals.