Tuesday, May 8, 2007

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There's nothing to say, neither before nor after.
  
[Daniele Groff - I am me]

I am beautiful inside and out are even better than I
I eat an apple and it is now evening I am
Soap and water to those who want to be the same?
Tell me how it went to the doctor: nothing particular
Hey, Why do not we go out
idea all together at the local zoo?
Hey you know it's an idea but I do not go there but why not

Why I am I and this is my home And here I decide
the stars are my
Why I am I and this is my home and I live in a
I am me because my

I'm good to do if I want I
also good to eat Do not even those who are hungrier than I
a couple of hours I do as I feel that it is only the
Watch
my name I did not ask to bust

Sunday, May 6, 2007

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four three three



Birthday Viola.
San Lorenzo.
was a life that did not go out together.
arrive.
friend of Viola [Valentina] is going to wear a jacket despite the warm spring air.

- Luca: Put your jacket in this heat?
- Valerie: But you know ... .. I'm de-licata ...
- Luke: Ah, you're Sicilian?


has nothing to do, but Licata Zeman began to coach a first team [to win the C2 in the second year].

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

How To Greet The Church

Under pressure David



As many know work for a pleasant office whose main feature is even more pleasant: they are the only man. Calling all women
other people present is not always appropriate, but the story I'm going to bring starring un'occupante for which the term is entirely appropriate, if only for the provision of procacissima chest.
So the story: P
: "Yesterday I was in gym abbigliameto, particularly low-cut, in effect, and finished the workout I thought about going to get me blood pressure medication. Once inside, I asked the usual question pharmacist, who between the joker and embarrassed so focused with his eyes on my cleavage.
While a smile escaped me, I could not help but add: "I was referring to blood pressure, doctor. The arm, short ...".

Big applause.

Monday, April 30, 2007

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The horse
















One of my roommates, Mauro, has just started a job very special. It 's a Vespa, in the sense of the motorcycle, and Matthew, our official non-coinquilinino-tenant and owner of a wasp to its peers, accompanying tourists with two wheels in Pontedera.
are the second exit and this 'last one was in Florence.
Today Matt called me and gave me a juicy story.

Mauro and Matteo Piazza Michelangelo expect in the end the day.
With their other Vespa riders, led by group leader.
The square, as you may know, takes its name from a bronze copy of "David" by Michelangelo.
One of the Vespa, tired and perhaps waiting for the OK to return to Rome, the leader asks the group because of that expectation.

- Vespa: I'm sorry, can we go? But what are we waiting?
- Parent: What vvoi to wait? The deaf, no? What vvoi wait that [pointing to David], which goes down from this horse?
- Matthew: Sorry, but mica is riding on David ...
- Team leader: Aho, 'but I know ... I thought of is ar Gianicolo. These are all always on horseback!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Time Off For Pneumonia

From the Gospel according to Mark


It 's a bit that we do not write about this small page.
We think the great Marco has given new lifeblood.
[as usual, thanks to report details of Marino]

front of his bar, Escort vintage dusty and in poor condition.
yellow sale sign.
"Euro 400. [Phone number]. Hours meals."
Marco, the door of the bar, notice the sign. Watch the car, look Marino mocking smile.
Back in the bar, goes over to the door clutching something.
is coming to the car, fumbling near the sign.
back door.

The new sign reads:
"Euro 400. [Phone number]. Hours meals.
Magna also quiet ... "

Monday, March 12, 2007

Why Guys Grow Pinky Nail

Women dududu

Lucz Raffo and about women in Messenger.
[copied and pasted]

Raffo says: it is but a little goose 'intelligent
Lucz writes: yes
Lucz writes: Mature goose is
Lucz writes: I would say
Lucz writes: goose-conscious
Raffo says: old goose is good stock, street
Lucz writes a coscienzoca
Lucz writes: If
Raffo writes and wins coscienzoca

To paraphrase a great Al Pacino:
"It is women, it's all here."

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Dongle Emulator Cubase 3

Constipation



This post must hold a anonymity.
not because his post, but his as her protagonist.
This protagonist has a problem to dispose of its solid and drinks - to facilitate the evacuation - a liquid evacuated.
This liquid is brown and produces an odor similar to that of a detergent for floors.

- Anonymous: Look what I have to drink pe 'caca'....
- Luke: I makes me caca 'only Guardall ....

[I suggest to click on the sticker at the top, just to see the conclusion.]

Friday, January 19, 2007

Blood Around Cervix Before Period

Nepal


We have already introduced and presented 'the bartender Marchin'.
Marino is the official representative of the acts of Marchino, also via SMS.
And even this is 'meal' in his sack ...

Girl with a generous ass.

- Marchino: He does 'na scureggia up' n sack of flour, it's snowing in Kathmandu!

Thursday, January 11, 2007

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Hypochondriasis

When not working I'm not evil.
In the sense that I do not work when I get sick.
job and I think too often the fact that I would rest a bit 'more.
The problem is that when I can get some days of vacation, not work and I get sick. So
I must work.
The serious thing is that they are on vacation from January 4, and I will be up to 18.
Almost two weeks of flu, tonsillitis, bad stomach.
Hypochondriasis.

Chiosa idiot.
Marino calls me but my unit, not working properly, makes annoying noises.

- Marino: Mo ', you feel bad ...
- Luke: You think: I've got 38 dde fever!

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

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How would a well-known presenter, journalist, university professor, 'consiji pe' the acquitti natalitti '.

The story is this.
I, together with my musical partner [John], I am part of a Colette European musicians, called 'Shut the fuck up '. Simplify the most STFU.
This group organizes music festivals throughout Europe, as signs of copyleft and non-profit.
It 's a decentralized collective, so anyone who can organize a festival is part STFU in their city.
It is up to Rome. It's up to us. Three evenings
[25, 26 and Jan. 27, at ' ESCAtelier , S. Lorenzo, Via dei Reti 15 minimal input 2 € 2] not to be missed, divided by gender [as the first electronic improvisation, the second more indie, the third-dance] and preceded by workshops and audio programs on topics related to copyleft.

Clearly I, as Mickey eats plastic, play it [the evening of 26] in which we live already listen to the Rialto and that seems like a lot.
Good Raffo, Stopaldo now, he espoused the cause [after a wheel that turns even 'Gallo' Golinelli ] and then puts his nonsense at the disposal of groupies, Luca Podeschi will the now-oiled part of the ' good drummer, 'and that of John' guy playing the cow bell '.

Here you will find the flyer of the festival, with all groups and related info.
If you do not come, it offends me. If you do not come, he dies.

Friday, January 5, 2007

Can I Order Katydids Online

Advertising Humor [angry] black.



Anyone who knows me knows that is not a good time for me. I would say that all the little bad luck that you can get without falling into tragedy grips me like so many tiny tapeworms that New Year's Eve fell on a model of Israel, of course anorexic.

Easy, easy, do sarcasm in a similar situation:

already cited.
"Needless to me that I er bitter blood, not we do the orange." Then

.
"Mejo not me angry, so mica c'arzo er GDP.

again.
Co st'amiche I can open all '' na co brothel holes a sign 'I can not entare here', and the photo on my "Finally

.
Center Florence. The stroke of midnight on the last year.
- Amico1: Greetings! Happy New Year!
- Raffo: HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!. While
finish to deliver O 'Year', shove a foot in a pool where they usually disperse the Dutch ships in stormy nights.
"... I just got the 'start in the warm waters of California!", And go around until 4 am with the shoes and pants soaked to the knees.
That is, in my case, for a good 5 cm.

New Year. I'll be back in Rome and Tampa a guy with a BMW 320. Having just smash a mirror, I am a man that we like things done well, obviously I'm looking for one of a car-pricing only parts of the Bentley is under the parent company of England.
out of the car, I go to the guy.
- Raphael thee not just seen, but 'ndo popped the fuck are you?
- Man: Hey, you, too, but we ave 'right?
- Raffale: Being right? Seee ... cor ass that I've got time I am sufficient affitalla 'na half a day and if I at least break even.


Happy New Year to all.